When something is so cute and makes you feel warm on the inside that you want to hold them in your pocket. Or in other words, makes you feel uwu. Sort of makes that person seem like an object, but....uwu?
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generally told to children that "If you are caught playing with your genitalia outside, Cosmic Christ will strike them away with lightning", in order to deter children from enjoying pleasurable sexual experiences outside at too young an age, similar to, por ejemplo, "The Boogie Man" or "The Toothfairy"; simply a fictional character used as a scare tactic.
by gregg m July 30, 2006
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they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)
they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)
by Tera Rex June 24, 2008
Get the cosmo radio mug.A really scary dude who allegedly molested some chicks like 20 years ago. Some say bill cosby lives in my basement, and that's scary af.
by therealestOG December 9, 2014
Get the bill cosby mug.1. Straight gibberish laid down by a jive talkin turkey.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.
1. I don't know who he thought he was foolin with all that cosmic debris.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.
by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006
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a space bedouin, she/he who roams the cosmos indefinitely
(Term and Definition originally created by Mrs. Zoetica Ebb .)
a space bedouin, she/he who roams the cosmos indefinitely
(Term and Definition originally created by Mrs. Zoetica Ebb .)
As like the North-African Bedouins roaming from Place to Place, a Cosmonomad would (if we can in the future) roam from Planet to Planet... indefinitely.
by Cosmo N. August 22, 2010
Get the Cosmonomad mug.To set out to accomplish a life task, only to fail miserably right off the bat. Usually done so in a humerously ironic manner that will make great campfire stories later on in life.
Examples of a Costanza would include, but are not limited to:
Spilling hot chocolate on the girl you've just met, thus giving her 3rd degree leg burns and forever friending you by default.
Falling into a gaping lawn hole while attempting to act suave whilst playing hot potato with various clothing items.
Attempting to engulf any sort of hot vegetable whole without the aid of silver ware, thus creating an awkward situation along with severe tongue injuries.
Sitting in a room, petting a dog's ass for 3 hours while your friends make moves on the girl you came there in the hopes of getting to know.
Being caught with dubious amounts of contraband by an insane lawyer, then proceeding to forge a night's worth of false documents in order to prove your innocence.
Examples of a Costanza would include, but are not limited to:
Spilling hot chocolate on the girl you've just met, thus giving her 3rd degree leg burns and forever friending you by default.
Falling into a gaping lawn hole while attempting to act suave whilst playing hot potato with various clothing items.
Attempting to engulf any sort of hot vegetable whole without the aid of silver ware, thus creating an awkward situation along with severe tongue injuries.
Sitting in a room, petting a dog's ass for 3 hours while your friends make moves on the girl you came there in the hopes of getting to know.
Being caught with dubious amounts of contraband by an insane lawyer, then proceeding to forge a night's worth of false documents in order to prove your innocence.
Chris: "So, you think that girl I met the other day will be there tonight? I really hope so, because she seems pretty cool."
Kyle: "Yeah man, just don't screw this up. Play it cool, you'll be fine."
10 Minutes after arriving to her house....
*Chris spills hot chocolate all over the girl's leg, and swallows a potato whole, then proceeds to pet the dog's ass the rest of the night out of shame and confusion*
Kyle, Mike, Chris: "COSTANZA!!!! CO-STANZA!!!"
Kyle: "Yeah man, just don't screw this up. Play it cool, you'll be fine."
10 Minutes after arriving to her house....
*Chris spills hot chocolate all over the girl's leg, and swallows a potato whole, then proceeds to pet the dog's ass the rest of the night out of shame and confusion*
Kyle, Mike, Chris: "COSTANZA!!!! CO-STANZA!!!"
by Prophet of Hope March 5, 2008
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