Cock Lips

The Puffy red/purple lips you get after giving a boy a blowjob.

The Bad Girls Club:
"Cookie, Are those cock lips?"
"oh my god they are, she blew the boss!"

by i am not a copy. January 31, 2010

Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010

Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.

England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.

by comelamb February 3, 2012

illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.

Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

by zagihi November 10, 2014

cock chugger

one who chugs cock....sucks dicks....gives head

That guy Brian Horn is such a cock chugger.

by G$Money July 29, 2003

Bar-B-Cock

A barbecue to which an obscene amount of guys have been invited.

Girl A: I think there are like 30 guys coming to the cookout on Saturday,

Girl B: OMG! It's a total Bar-b-cock!!!

by Herajuls May 22, 2007

cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009