Steve: how'd did you go last night bro?
Ron: yeah heaps good, i licked her out in the back seat of my car.
Steve: wow, but Cindy said she had her periods! dude you're a clot chewer
Ron: yeah heaps good, i licked her out in the back seat of my car.
Steve: wow, but Cindy said she had her periods! dude you're a clot chewer
by greatlakes November 21, 2009
Get the clot chewer mug.A menstral clot that shoots out of a woman. This can happen while laughing vigorously, or it can accompany a sneeze, or even be induced during a shower.
by SomeoneElsesTrain December 27, 2011
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Clout
• clout chaser
• clout gang
• clout goggles
• Clout Demon
• Clout chasing
• clout god
• Clout karma
• Clout Tokens
• clout boy
Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
by aoken March 5, 2014
Get the cloth cock mug.Squeeze her head and her legs open. Often passed from friend to friend. Thinks shes hot but shes just easy trash.
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When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.
Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.
by LEOGEO November 10, 2009
Get the Freshener clothes mug.The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.
It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.
Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!
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I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.
Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.
Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!
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I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.
Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.
by catrenegade September 4, 2010
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