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Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.
by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019
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Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay
DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?
by mackwackery July 17, 2019
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Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti
Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick
by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018
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abilene christian

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from
My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team
by kinda true May 12, 2021
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Christian Nicole

A girl with a heart made of gold! A beautiful, boisterous, intelligent being full of love and determination. Driven for success and smiling genuinely as she goes. People often mistake her but love the book once they're pass the cover. The party is wherever Christian Nicole is.
Christian Nicole can only and forever be just that, Christian Nicole.
by Faxts April 22, 2017
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Mother Christian

A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church
by Christian Judgmental teaparty December 5, 2013
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