Brian

A Brian is a type of person who likes the woods, and grow more powerful the closer they are to trees. Many Brians have the ability to turn into Bears. The word Brian and Bear share the same origin.

Man 1: Yo, why does Brian seem so powerful right now?

Man 2: Because he's standing near that tree

by lukegrambol November 23, 2021

Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

Brian Kee

One of the most luckee person on this world right now and he owns the kee to your heart.

Person A: Who is the most luckee person on this world?
Person B: Don't you know? It's Brian Kee!

by little_foot November 24, 2021

Brian Etzel

Smartest Guy in the World

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022

Brian

A name used for birth

He’s 7/10 black African American and slays the biggest cock on earth 9/10 and 9/10 skinny

The name Brian usually puts fear in other people with that encounter the names of Malik or William or Daryl

I met Brian at the park the other day

by doctor appointment November 22, 2021

Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain

Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023