Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

by PaulF October 4, 2006

Morning Breakfast

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

breakbeat

Gay music for people who are scared of drum and bass

My friend (who is gay) is going to see the plump djs tonight as he is scared of people who wear hoodies and eat beans

by J Cooney April 5, 2005

breasteses

Any combination of the breasts (boobs) of two or more individual women

Matt spends a great deal of 5th period lunch groping Taryn's and Amanda's voluptuous breasteses.

by Zeusy-kinz June 18, 2012

Sailor's Breakfast

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004