glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

by The kush September 07, 2008

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cougar bottom jeans

A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl

Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.

Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.

by damondolla February 22, 2010

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glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 16, 2007

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glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck August 07, 2008

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