Eighth Base

Titties in your ass, if a woman puts her titties in your ass, you have been to eighth base.

I just went to eighth base with Jen.

by Bangdar June 4, 2007

baseball

1. a game in which you have a batter a pichter and an umpire, the point is to hit the ball in order to make it to at least 1st base or go for the gold in a homerun. as for scoring a point for each team mate runs across the home plate at which you first were up to bat.

2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)

example 1: GUY 1: dude are you gonna go to baseball practice?

Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.

example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?

smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.

by ayyy_dubb January 10, 2011

3rd base

3rd base is oral sex. Cunnilingus or Fellatio. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE HANDJOBS OR FINGER SEX, THAT'S 2ND BASE.

"C'mon babe, everyone else is doing it... Let's go to 3rd base!"

"No way guy, you've got herpes."

by JediKnightBoB October 10, 2008

Baseball Player

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.

Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.

by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

baseball

A very hard and much more dangerous sport then any other american sport (except for maybe nascar, but driving a car is not really a sport.) The only sport (besides nascar) where someone has died in. The person also died by just getting hit by a 80 mph curveball not even a 100 mph fastball. Nobody has ever died from pussy football. Also hitting a roundball with a round bat is the hardest thing to do in sports.

Football players are secret gays because they like to tackle men in tight pants.

baseball

by ac333334 December 9, 2008

based

Based, as in you, owning the libs

So, Pepe the Frog is pretty based.
What the fuck are you on about?

by syrup767 April 28, 2020