A Brian is a type of person who likes the woods, and grow more powerful the closer they are to trees. Many Brians have the ability to turn into Bears. The word Brian and Bear share the same origin.
by lukegrambol November 23, 2021
Get the Brian mug.A Brian is the status given to an individual that scores a minimum of 0-4 (or worse) in a game of Search and Destroy in the AAA title game Call of Duty. The Brian status is held until another individual completes this embarrassing feat.
by Magic Turtle November 23, 2021
Get the Brian mug.A person name Brian is a lazy motherfucker
If he said “what up” and “how you doing”while you in bad mood you feel like beating the crap out of him
If he said “what up” and “how you doing”while you in bad mood you feel like beating the crap out of him
Brian Being Brian
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Get the Big brian mug.1 set of assisted pull-ups
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023
Get the Brian Nguyen's workout plan mug.Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
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