Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

BBC breath

The scent of Mike Rabey's breath.

(Also can be used as a more insulting nickname than weiner breath)

Nice work, BBC breath! Maybe mouth rinse next time.

by BIG DADDY DOUBLE STACK EM April 2, 2025

The Breathe Of Marseilles

What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Breathe The

what I call peoples with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now Breathe The

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens with abrasions.

Person 1: do you have an abrasion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelOfASoler January 10, 2025