care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

Carolina Breathe Mint

chewing tobacco

She would have sucked my face, but I was lip deep in a Carolina Breathe Mint.

by Bobbyturkle March 7, 2015

breath confidence

To act like your shit doesn't stick. To walk with your head high and everyone needs to earn your time.

"You want that girls attention you have to ignore her and breath confidence."

by Vintagevixen March 27, 2015

trout breath

A condition of bad breath caused by going down on a female.

"Damn yo - woke up this morning with that trout breath."

by drdudeguy July 20, 2016

maggot breath

When someone's breath is so putrid that they might as well have maggots breeding in their mouth

Get your ass over here maggot breath!!

by Bluesuade October 28, 2015

charizard breath

The bad/hot breath one has after smoking marijuana.

He dude Ryan just chiefed and he has the worst charizard breath

by Codge_Ramp November 29, 2015