special breakfast

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.

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by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

breakfast in venice

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

by Xephimost August 12, 2015

night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

Breakfast Spaghetti

When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast

"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."

by Borderhopper815 November 27, 2016