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Shingle Inn Breakfast

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A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.
Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"
by timmy75 June 9, 2011
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Aunt Jemima Breakfast

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When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.
I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
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eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
by anon23432 August 17, 2015
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Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

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An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.
I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!
by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019
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Polk county breakfast

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When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!
by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021
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When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.
Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017
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Balanced Breakfast

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When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008
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