In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 16, 2023
The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.
During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.
by pastaronisata June 26, 2024
Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)
“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”
peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.
womens periods
“Excuse me?”
peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.
womens periods
by @harukisser May 24, 2021
The stress you feel on your period not pre-period. The "PMS" without the "P" part. Inspired by a combination of showing teenage angst symptoms whilst on your period but no longer being a teenager.
by G-snaps January 21, 2022
A natural phenomenon known as the El Niño Period occurs about 2-5 times a year and is a period that is significantly more painful than the person's usual periods. Symptoms such as cramps, irritability, stomach pains, mood swings, headaches, food cravings, bloating, and more are heightened in intensity and worse than they usually are. Like El Niño, these periods are an anomaly occurring at irregular intervals characterized by unpredictable acts and instilling fear in those nearby.
Mannnn, this is definitely an El Niño period! I'm so angry, I threatened to run over an old man with my shopping cart because he was blocking the cheez-its and I have NO RAGRETS.
by bingbingbongbong February 25, 2016
by K8crouth November 12, 2018