When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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by Representin' AZ June 27, 2022
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Wait, didn’t he also get cucked by Kush too?
Wait, didn’t he also get cucked by Kush too?
by stunkyballzzzzzz February 15, 2022
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Damn, that teague kid sure won't shut the fuck up about Wetsu. Isn't he just communications? And Isn't he on weight profile? He's def a Wetsu Cuck
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If the Cuck is in a relationship, he will pay some homeless guy or a degenerate ganbanger $35 dollars to let him videotape his wife getting nailed by aforementioned lowlife. He beats off to the tape later.
If the Cuck is in a relationship, he will pay some homeless guy or a degenerate ganbanger $35 dollars to let him videotape his wife getting nailed by aforementioned lowlife. He beats off to the tape later.
Cuck: Hey man, do you know how to get to Charlestown?
Homeless guy: Take a left at the light and keep driving up.
Cuck:. Actually, i don't need directions, i wanted to talk to you so I could have you nail my wife for $35 dollars while I videotape it so i can beat off to the tape later.
Homeless guy: I'll do it for $50 bucks and afterward you can buy me Popeyes, cuck.
Cuck: Yeah sure man, as long as you haven't showered in at least three weeks and have stabbed a few unsuspecting people, it's a deal!
Homeless guy: Take a left at the light and keep driving up.
Cuck:. Actually, i don't need directions, i wanted to talk to you so I could have you nail my wife for $35 dollars while I videotape it so i can beat off to the tape later.
Homeless guy: I'll do it for $50 bucks and afterward you can buy me Popeyes, cuck.
Cuck: Yeah sure man, as long as you haven't showered in at least three weeks and have stabbed a few unsuspecting people, it's a deal!
by Issues are like a-holes March 2, 2022
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