by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025

Why the fuck are you even looking this up it is pointless and stupid you have to have 0 brain cells to even think of looking this up
by Succ it February 10, 2019

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
by gamescape or something July 21, 2022

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy March 12, 2011

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

An uncouth individual, typically of low standards, who encourages the use of pineapple on savoury foods such as pizza. Also known as the anti-italian.
Plebeian 1: "I'm ordering Joe a margherita pizza, shall we put pineapple on it?"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"
by Zumoku April 30, 2023

Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)
Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)
Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!
by Mr. Pineapple Is A Colour! :D May 20, 2020
