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by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
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Pineapple

Why the fuck are you even looking this up it is pointless and stupid you have to have 0 brain cells to even think of looking this up
Man 1: Bro have you looked at the definition of pineapple

Man 2: No I am not a retarded fuck
by Succ it February 10, 2019
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Pineapple

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
guy 1: lmao look my dick looks like a pineapple
guy 2: lol
by gamescape or something July 21, 2022
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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin
I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy March 12, 2011
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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire
I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza
by Hespurr March 6, 2024
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Pineappler

An uncouth individual, typically of low standards, who encourages the use of pineapple on savoury foods such as pizza. Also known as the anti-italian.
Plebeian 1: "I'm ordering Joe a margherita pizza, shall we put pineapple on it?"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"
by Zumoku April 30, 2023
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Pineapple

Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)

Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!
Pineapple is a colour! :D

Pineapple is NOT a fruit! >:C
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