Re-Knee

a crazy person who usually looks like a sexy monkey eating a banana while jumping up & down saying "squa" i think thats how its spelled. ohh and she loves girls. she just doesnt know it yet. :p

An ape throwing bananas oh wait its re-knee.

by Chris-tay October 08, 2008

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta November 30, 2010

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr January 28, 2016

Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter

Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again

by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023

pink knee

(Adj.) This is in reference to a well endowed man with noticeable melanin in his skin. It specifically describes the sizeable appearance of his male genital organ in comparison to the knees adorned on the assumed neighboring legs.

Kanye is unsure if Kim can handle his massive pink knee, though the tapes say he's prolly fine.

by Edzwordz July 05, 2024

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022