by Marcos_440 April 12, 2020
Get the Ex Simpmug. A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such:
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
Mike: "Dude, I signed the simp contract yesterday and I've never felt so protected in my life! It's like a form of insurance so I won't fall into the shame of simping ever again."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
by eyelidlash July 20, 2021
Get the simp contractmug. boy: 'hannah you are so beautiful, i'll do anything for you'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
by samlovesagingeminge May 28, 2020
Get the ginger simpmug. First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021
Get the hawks simpsmug. This is a term used to define one when he does a simp move that is way too simpy to be considered a simp move.
Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp
by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020
Get the beyond simpmug. 
-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—
When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone
When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone
by Shmup May 6, 2020
Get the Friendly Simpingmug.