Jingly Keys

1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.

1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"

"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."

by Zamzara June 13, 2016

kingdom keys

A play on the keys to the kingdom of heaven, but meant to refer to modern lifestyles and privilege.

"I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me." -Taylor Swift

by Podkayne42 August 29, 2017

Keyana

A sexy, smart, curvy women whose eyes twinkle like the stars and is the best cook ever

Holy shit there's Keyana!!!!

by homiiiii January 27, 2016

Keylon

Business mindset

Outgoing

Honest

Spontaneous

Born athlete

Great taste in music

Never burn bridges with Keylon, he keeps it real..

by Lodie December 21, 2016

Keyed

A word that /tv/ (a board on 4chan) is desperately trying to push. It basically means the exact same thing as Based or Poggers. Something good.

Did you see him do that backflip? That was so keyed!

by KFCellfish December 30, 2020

Keyborderline

Getting labile/depressed/wishy-washy while working on a computer.

He was not depressed he just had a keyborderline attack.
Man, you should have yourself checked for keyborderline

by Sammonator February 4, 2010

Keyboard Seizure

When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.

OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.

by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014