shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

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lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room

Taking a dump.

Hey man, I'll be right back. I'm going upstairs and lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room.

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011

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Space Movie came out in 1992

A trick question often asked by George in the format of a quiz

"What space movie came out in 1992?" - George Rayment

by Jimmym502 October 11, 2023

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blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

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Take a snap out of my ass

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022

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