Yesn't Me

The art of countering someone's roast.

Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!

John dies.

by a ded potato January 10, 2019

Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance

Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024

Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021

dis me yo

this is what a hacker says when they send dick pics to your school via the school district's email

hacker: dis me yo

hacker: dis me yo

** RANDOM DICK PIC HERE**

by Anonomous4002 November 15, 2020

Burger me

The suggestion of eating ones 'burger', usually suggested by the female to the male. The female sex-unit kind of looks like a burger from the side, hence the term 'burger me.'

girl: '*moans* baby, burger me'
guy: 'say no more *as he starts the preparation phase to consume her PBP (Private Burger Parts)*'

by VirginKing030 September 25, 2018