I want a real man

What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.

Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.

Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.

by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018

Little man in da canoe

Vagina..

Vagina

Lips bein the sides

Clit being the little man

Bro! I was singing my lungs out and some drunk chic groupy dropped her drawers and flashed me da little man in da canoe

by White Sheppard February 5, 2017

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

One man Russian roulette

Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.

"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.

by Toxicancerbean July 22, 2016

1 man 1 jar

It is a video of a man sitting on a jar letting go up his ass

Guy1:wanna watch 1 man 1 jar?
Guy2:What the fuck? No.

by Johnothan Wickard March 18, 2019