I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess

someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous

by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

i love you more

you love someone more than they love you

kaelyn: i love you

brady: i love you more

kaelyn: not according to urban dictionary😤🥰

by kaelynnnn June 28, 2021

I want it that way

I phrase when you want something one way

I want it that way
Oh backstreet bois

by Gayest app for the most recent February 11, 2022

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025