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Fart Zombie

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 13, 2008
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zombie mask of terror

Getting A Blow Job and then pulling out before you Cum so that in get's in his/her eyes so they roll on the floor looking like a Zombie
Gena is such a hoe i gave her the Zombie Mask Of Terror
by dddffff May 17, 2006
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Zombree Punch

The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.
Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.

Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.
by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008
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zombie zuel

by easy squeezy April 23, 2008
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zombie

1. An animated corpse that feeds on living flesh
2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead
3. A Voodoo snake god
4. One who movs or acts in a daze "like a zombie"
Your such a zombie jim.
(jim bites mans arm)
by sanklaws February 17, 2009
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zombie poke

getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.
tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her
by hymen123456 May 7, 2009
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Zombie run.

Dressing up as a zombie and running around town down, or somewhere busy, while acting like a zombie and following people. its fucking annoying.
dude 1 : ZOMG A ZOMBIE
dude 2 : hell naw, its just nut case teens on a zombie run.
by uhmya September 19, 2009
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