your mom

the person i am doing right now

You: What are you doing
Me: YOUR MOM

by A Local Idiot September 22, 2020

Your mom

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

by March 24, 2022

Your mom

Someone who gave life to you.

Your mom is nice.

by Kenlee elzer April 12, 2022

your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 10, 2021

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021