chilly willy

Shrinkage of the male member due to cold temperatures

Girl, pointing and laughing...

Man, defensively:

It's so cold in here, I've got a chilly willy.

by politicalsanity October 8, 2008

Wet Willy

Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum

Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear

a wet willy does not involve a finger

by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

willy boy

willy boy is a weird vertically challenged kid who is often seen going into womans shops with ryan often for a quick sesh

look willy boy has ryans lingerie hanging out his fly.

by Thomas the wank engine February 14, 2005

willy-nilly

when it's cold outside and your dick starts to shrink because of the cold

When I went skiing, I fell and got snow in my pants. Then I got a case of willy-nilly

by Kristofillastitaasen February 17, 2008

Wills

Someone in Oklahoma who is all-knowing and rulz over all.

Wills Rulz
ie: Wills Brewer

by wills February 4, 2004

wills classen

Wow! What a great definition! I laughed! I cried! I wondered who the fuck you idiots were talking about! Then I realized I don't give a damn and I hate you all. But up until that, it was great!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003