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whistling carrots

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
whistling carrots by Corinthio October 14, 2023

Whitley bay Bob 

Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley

Bob
Whitley bay eh, lets gan Havana. Weyhey, let’s do that sonna. Get the bags in aye Whitley bay Bob
Whitley bay Bob by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023

Whistling Butthole 

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
Whistling Butthole by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024

whestley 

Person with good intentions and who values a friend more than anyone, loyal and loving
Whestley, many people I have met
whestley by Whesgrimmer March 26, 2024

Whistreker

A specific term addressing a person in Taiwan, who has the following properties:

Career: High school student in CKMSC. An active YouTuber, with 2k+ subscribers across all channels. Studying to be a doctor, and after that, aiming to be the most subscribed YouTuber in the country.

Hobbies: Huge fan of a specific YouTube action series. Reads various novels otherwise. Occasional writer. Not interested in relationships.

FYSC: Top 10 FYSC Players with over 10 billion subscribers ever gained. Co-founder of the FYSC Plus project. Owner of the most popular FYSC Discord Server.

Achievements: Gave a speech to the former mayor of Taipei. Featured in several videos of popular YouTubers, with over a million views in total. Former leader of the CKMLC club.

only got half an hour to write this so that’s it lol
I’m not gonna read that Whistreker bio above, it’s way too long.
Whistreker by Whistreker July 12, 2024

wristleak 

When you jerk off so fast and hard that you end up bleeding from ur wrist
Or
Another way to describe cutting yourself
Dude I went so jerked off so hard last night I ended up getting a wristleak
Or
Man I have to tell you you something, I made myself wristleak
wristleak by KronoSpooptic December 16, 2024