Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010

monkey wank

when you knock one out whilst up a tree.

eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank

by lokimike October 26, 2008

Bank Wank

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.

Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.

by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013

AA Wank

A variation of the "danger wank". This is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the AA for assistance. You then have the time it takes for the AA person to arrive to whack one out. The idea is to do this before said person arrives.

You: "Dammit I've broken down, down a long stretch of the A43, oh well time to have a AA Wank ;)"

*fap, fap fap fap*

AA: "Er hello?"

You: "Don't turn your fog lights on!"

by AA Bondy November 24, 2011

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

wank it up

to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)

I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.

by davido jameson August 11, 2005

wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

by James Wall August 10, 2003