Persian under toe

The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.

I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.

by Pooyow118 May 5, 2011

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

Under My Fan

a new catchphrase used by the kids. Means a secretive spot, hiding place, etc.

Person 1: Where'd you put your book New Moon?
Person 2: Oh it's at home, under my fan.

by Turning__Japanese__xD February 27, 2009

Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

udders

Two calves fighting for mother's milk. The calf with a cold says: "tell him about de udder udder mudder".

of nasal blockage

by Daniel AB March 27, 2004

UNDERAGE USER!

U suck like a 12 yr old girl^^

"UNDERAGE USER!"

by fucker August 21, 2003

under rod

it is basically the bare branch of your penis, the part which lies under your foreskin.
note: often exposed on those people who are over circumcised at birth.

last nigh i pulled back my foreskin and noticed that my under rod is painfully bleeding

by matthew king June 10, 2004