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Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy
He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees
by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024
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Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)
Man I really need a tool box
by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
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pie tool

equates to dildo
by arfan September 28, 2008
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tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
by T.V. John November 18, 2012
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tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
by pie r squared October 17, 2019
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Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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