message was posted in a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
by Comeasur May 07, 2007
(noun)- A person, particularly a roommate in college, who never leaves the room, may even bring his/her own food with them so they don't have to go to the cafeteria, and generally never gets out of their pajamas. The only time this person will leaver the room is to go to the bathroom, or a fire alarm
by harvey korman May 11, 2011
An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.
"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend
by Troll Police Officer #1 May 08, 2010
A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.
The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.
Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.
Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.
Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
by Dave7881 August 23, 2005
Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of Finding your friends and reading you blogs and your comments and looking at your pics...
Marko goes on jimmys page to see who's his friends are so he can add them to his friends list...Myspace Troll
by j_soul September 13, 2007
A large fridge shaped woman, that is in a constant state of complaint and unapproval. This Fridge shaped woman can find no satisfaction in life and will complain about anything and everyone.
The Large fridge shaped gunther troll grunted as it slowly moved down the hall. It arrived back to its desk and began a 3 hour conversation bitching about how fat people are. e.g. see irony
by gunther trolls anonymous November 09, 2007