Catch the Snake

Quickly placing a cloth over the penis after masturbating while the penis is still sensitive after orgasm.

It's hard to catch the snake after jerking off.

by Niggeria-Land of Niggers May 3, 2015

Burning Snake

When a male or female eats enough spicy food where their poo burns at an excruciating level for a period of time often lasting for an entire day.

I got the burning snake after eating that super spicy burrito.

by fusionboxer February 21, 2009

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.

Way to fake the snake, Wayne.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018