Having martial sex but its only with your elbows. The elbows must be lubricated with coles chocolate mudcacke, or else. It must also be specifically 9:42pm when one ejaculates. Only ONE person must ejaculate, otherwise you must swap the elbow for a foot.
by KyletheCannibalisticGiraffe July 13, 2025
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by kuyashiiwa August 4, 2025
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by Chop tha block August 14, 2025
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A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
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"He was Stard0ge-ing it in call all night last night, it was insane."
"Hey guys, can we stop Stard0ge-ing it?"
"Hey guys, can we stop Stard0ge-ing it?"
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Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends
Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.
Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.
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Refers to Christian Benford. A 6th round pick who easily beat out a 1st round pick at the same position. So essentially if you are Benford-ing, you are performing better than the guy ahead of you.
Refers to Christian Benford. A 6th round pick who easily beat out a 1st round pick at the same position. So essentially if you are Benford-ing, you are performing better than the guy ahead of you.
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