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Table-ussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"
by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022
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El Table

Vamos al el table?

Let's go to the stripclub
by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020
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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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End table

A large butt that sticks out like a shelf from a woman then comes back to her thighs like an end table
That girl got an end table assahhhh bites lip
by JaimeGrande December 1, 2025
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