short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013

potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes

Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.

by Potato_Land March 18, 2017

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

caito potatoe

Eyebrow queen of the Southern Hemisphere

I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy

by adoreable delano January 14, 2017

Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

slutty potato

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time

1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!

by MaowAm July 9, 2014