ampm nap

When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm

Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.

by Alayia Onya November 11, 2021

trap nap

when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.

I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*

by ewdrop March 02, 2019

napness

The best party gamer of all time, he also goes by nap most of the time, HE IS NOT A SAPNAP STAN, and gets all the women

Napness is just such a hot party gamer

by Napness February 13, 2021

Peach Nap

A nap that lasts between 2-4 hours.

I took a peach nap today!

by Duckye November 25, 2019

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 12, 2022

Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.

A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.

by xyzzMY August 08, 2022

Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023