naps girl

Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.

Naps Girls talking:

Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!

Girl2: Dat naps man over so?

Girl1: Yeah!

Girl2: Well go talk to him nah

Girl1: No.

Girl2: Why?

Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!

Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

Nap

To cause someone or something to stop moving, either by putting to sleep or 'putting to sleep.'

I was deer hunting last weekend and I napped one, tasted great.

by dirtysonchez August 30, 2017

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

hangover nap

the long ass naps you take when you're hungover

"I just woke up from my 4th hangover nap."

by bethany_esda April 7, 2019

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023