MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

Johns mum

Fine big booty girl
That loves anyone to that comes into her life

Johns mum is a very hot person

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ur mum

Ur mum

Ur mum

by Ftsfwtt October 5, 2023

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

yur mum

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018