fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant

Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!

by MrFlynn January 2, 2018

Blind Talent

Blind Talent is when a person is really good a something without knowing, and sometimes will even think they're bad at it

P1 "Dang! Good job!"
P2 "Eh, not that good honestly. Could be better"
P1 "Then that's some blind talent there. Good job!"

by Jeff52_whoareyou? September 16, 2023

Blind bunny

A female in a duck blind usually some duck hunter girl friend or wife

That chick is hot yea she dudes blind bunny

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022