crazy wank

a crazy wank is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before jizzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of jizzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin

I'm very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
Just try the crazy wank.

by man.dovvn June 17, 2008

monkey wank

when you knock one out whilst up a tree.

eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank

by lokimike October 26, 2008

Bank Wank

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.

Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.

by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

wank it up

to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)

I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.

by davido jameson August 11, 2005

wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

by James Wall August 10, 2003

wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

by Ponce April 26, 2005