bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021

Three olives vodka

A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .

"Let's bool I got some three olives vodka."

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Three Piece Meal

The act of putting your penis in the vagina, ass and mouth

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"

by daddy's anal whore January 8, 2021

three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.

Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

by 1egg2fry May 23, 2016

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014