reeds rained

to be absolutely, rediculously, smashed out of your face drunk.

this comes from the fact that you can say absolutley anything and you know it means to be very drunk.
Reeds Rains just happened to be the nearest building when this was thought up.

"omg i was so reeds rained last night, i chundered all over wetherspoons"

by katie wood February 6, 2008

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Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

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We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023

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Kremlin rain

When hookers piss on you....

Donald favorite kink is the Kremlin rain

After a hot day at the golf course. Donald freshens up by ordering a kremlin rain.

by Soiless green June 9, 2017

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Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

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