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When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.
I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat
by Arie Ola December 30, 2022
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Indian Sizzler

The art of placing an abundant amount of curry on the head of your dick and then jamming it, unapologetically, in your partner’s ass.
Hey John, last night I gave my ol’ lady the Indian Sizzler and now whenever she farts it smells like the inside of a taxi cab.
*John and I high-five each other.*
by Murphy_O’Toole September 20, 2021
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Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep. Usually in reference to the depth of snow. Or the depth being equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.
The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.
by AKD527!! June 9, 2024
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Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.
"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
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Indianitis

A person or thing that’s eyes are severely spreaded to an extent where it’s visible
There are 1-7 stages
Dude that guy has indianitis
by Sebastianakahim May 12, 2023
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Neo-Indian

A Neo-Indian is someone who feels Indian. Like feathers on the head Indian from random places like Equador. They use Nicotine Vapes and Nicotine Lozenges. Nicotine is safe, but addictive. Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer. Tobacco has 800 toxic chemicals. Nicotine that is purified is safe and a nootropic, but addictive to most people.
Tony: I'm trying 4mg Nicotine Lozenges. I'm a Neo-Indian.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 25, 2025
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The king of the Indians

It’s me I am the king of the Indians
“Yo who’s the king of the Indians
It’s me”
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