A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face
by HardTime June 28, 2019
by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017
The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
“Bro do you remember last night”
“Nah bro should I?”
“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
“Nah bro should I?”
“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
by Nicker with meat that’s bigger December 06, 2023
by UrInTrouble August 03, 2018
A fist is used in many different ways, like beating meat or defending yourself against an attacker. It is usually disliked if used on a child or elderly and female persons. A fist is the motion of closing your hand.
I had to use my fists in a fight yesterday at school. I got in so much trouble that I clenched my fists in anger!
by Professor oak June 15, 2020