Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
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urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
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urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 02, 2008
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Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
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