by pekill1 April 29, 2013
When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.
Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really
sucks
Example 2:
Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really
sucks
Example 2:
Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.
by A touch of gray Yurd December 29, 2015
A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
by Twentylynx July 23, 2018
When you are on your period and he cums in you. You smile, wipe your pussy with three fingers and give him blush
I was so appreciative of him shooting a big load in me while I was a bloody mess, I showed my gratitude by giving him a cum rosy.
by KCatlanta November 23, 2019
When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
by bunkerspreckels February 10, 2016
Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 07, 2018
by handles Gent October 22, 2014