tail gate party

gettin some tail in the parking lot.

I walked her out to her car, and then we had a tail gate party.

by evadrad July 30, 2008

tail

An individual who annoyingly follows someone everywhere because they have an obsession with that individual. Usually associated with socially crippled video game nerds.

Tail: Can I talk to you about video games?
Victim: Sure, just can you hold on David? I gotta go take a leak
Tail: Hey I'll follow you to the bathroom.

by DC518 January 2, 2008

coat tailing

The act of when driving, following the idea as such: Going faster than the slowest person but slowest than the fastest.

This way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a "sucker" to be your buffer. They get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.

You stay in the pack of cars until someone willing to drive faster passes, you then accelerate to just under the speed they are going, riding on their coat tail. This way if there is a cop up ahead the guy you're coat tailing will be caught and you can slow down in case there is another nearby and not get in trouble. Then you wait for the next person to come along to coat tail. Works best on country roads, major highways and certain freeways as police will be in a single spot, watching both directions.

Doesn't work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. As well you don't want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.

by TSeuta June 1, 2007

ass up cock tail party

suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.

holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008

fairy tail

A female who is found in the company of gay men, esp. young fag hag

Trevor and his fairy tail were at the gay bar tonight.

by Rie Natalenko May 1, 2007

Tailor

girl who likes to give a blumpkins
Many many BJ's on the can forreal
such as an easy easy brohoe

"wow i wish there was a tailor at the party"

by Noodlenigga June 24, 2008

thailand

A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.

Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand

by LanXangForever May 15, 2011