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text Tom

on one's period
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition
I text Tom once monthly, and so do all of my friends.
by akdjfl;kdjfa ;l January 25, 2011
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Text fetish

When your mind tells you sex with a real women is never going to happen, and real porn just doesn't do it for you anymore.
You know exactly who you are, text fetishers.
by drvalxain February 17, 2010
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Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.
Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.
by Foyt August 14, 2010
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giggle-texting

The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.
"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."
by youmakemegiggle April 25, 2010
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ghetto texting

texting someone when you are able to talk to them, otherwise;
talking to someone via text on the same phone (passing phone back and forth);
texting while purposefully using slang
John: They were texting each other in class when they could have just talked...
Joe: Dey been ghetto texting again, foo.
by fooooooooooooo October 14, 2012
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Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.
Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.
by Dot584 February 8, 2010
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Text Fest

Usually at a social gathering of some kind, where no one interacts with each other. Instead just stand and texts. In other words a terrible time.
Hey did you go to (generic highschool )'s dance?
Yeah, it was a total text fest.
by welkatelk January 9, 2010
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