tap dat ting one time

when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.

"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)

by TrevorC December 4, 2006

1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby

"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"

by manly_the.dude January 21, 2021

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 18, 2018

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014