When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
Get the Spring Break Surprisemug. Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.
My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.
My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019
Get the Red Dog Surprisemug. When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip
by Understand me June 16, 2020
Get the Creamy tropical surprisemug. When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?
Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick
Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick
Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
by leslieann918 February 22, 2011
Get the surprise butt sexmug. to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.
sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
by Tom O'foolery April 22, 2010
Get the mooshu surprisemug. Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'
'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
Get the Houdini Superman Surprisemug. For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007
Get the george washington surprisemug.