sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".
This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."
by Bowlfinger '72 October 10, 2019
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sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly
Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.
by zenk January 12, 2016
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Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.
I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...
by I am me, who I am November 13, 2022
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Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.
"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."
by cloverstardust March 30, 2023
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Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.
Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018
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Seminole suck

A blow job in which the receiver finishes on the giver's face and paints the semen on their face like war paint.
"Dude, this girl from delta zelta last night gave me a Seminole suck last night. Her face was painted with my cum."
by seminoleslayer69 September 13, 2023
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Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.
Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh
by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022
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